Well, well, well...
I think we all know that I'm an asshole when it comes to movies. I like movies, really, that's not a lie. I even like bad movies. I like poorly written crap like Roadhouse and I like high octane action, like Roadhouse. What I really liked though is picking apart a movie I don't enjoy so that when the movie gets brought up I can actually defend my points against the movie. People hate this, especially David. However, sometimes it comes in handy.
I didn't like Jurassic World, I just thought it was shit. Nothing personal against the studio for trying or against the film makers, or the actors for that matter. Except one. The female lead in Jurassic World (Bryce Dallas Howard)was bad, and annoying, and just didn't work for me and YES I know it is Ron Howard's daughter but I don't give a shit.
I was browsing Reddit one day and I saw an AMA request for Bryce Dallas Howard. In case you are computer retarded an AMA stands for "Ask me anything" where a person of interest will answer fielded questions from the general public about their new movie or their dick size. A lot of people seemed excited for her to come and answer questions relating to Jurassic World so I thought of a couple questions and decided to join in the fun. So here are my twenty questions for "actress" Bryce Dallas Howard. I may or may not have been having a bad day. Who knows!?
Hi Bryce! I wish we were meeting under better circumstances but given what I just saw a few days ago I can't help but ask a couple questions.
You will all be happy to know I was downvoted to oblivion for that post and that she never actually did do an AMA so this was most likely never seen by her and it remains just a spite filled anonymous idiot on the internet writing about dinosaur movies.
On to something else. I found this (Irish?) guy on Youtube who makes swords. Like video game swords ala the Master Sword tm and the Buster Sword from FFVII. In fuckingfact I am linking the video so you can watch a dude blacksmith a fucking huge sword and then swing it into a stump.
You guys all played Warcraft on your 486's right? You then bought or was gifted at Christmas more RAM for Warcraft 2. Don't forget to have you sound card working perfectly. On to Warcraft 3 and newer things in 3D! Holy shit! An actually talking Warcraft game past cut scenes!? Then...came the holy grail of warcraft. I know you geeks that make fun of WoW are just as guilty of liking something equally as "lame" but let me tell you this. Warcraft has a pretty decent story and a pretty good universe behind it. I hear you saying "But Jesse! I don't have time to play WoW, nor do I want to." I get you, really I do. But guess what!? I have found the way around all of that. THESE NEAT WARCRAFT LORE VIDEOS!!! This nerd explains everything you could want to know about Warcraft and then some. I'm going to link a tease. It. Could. Change. Your. Life. But. It. Probably. Won't.
If you like science experiments and people getting shocked by electricity then this guy is for you. An electrical engineer that does all sorts of stuff I would never attempt. His channel is pretty great.
Geez what else? I guess that's all for now.